Department of Dumbitchery
The Horrors Persist — So Do These Tits Tee
$29.99
The skyline is on fire. The martini is cold. The tits remain undefeated.
A glamorous little coping mechanism in hot pink, cream, and black, featuring a cocktail-sipping bombshell and the words “THE HORRORS PERSIST. SO DO THESE TITS.” For dressing up your downward spiral.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee
• DTG graphic on the front
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) fabric
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order and fulfilled by Printful
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
The fabric is lightweight and may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
A glamorous little coping mechanism in hot pink, cream, and black, featuring a cocktail-sipping bombshell and the words “THE HORRORS PERSIST. SO DO THESE TITS.” For dressing up your downward spiral.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee
• DTG graphic on the front
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) fabric
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order and fulfilled by Printful
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
The fabric is lightweight and may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |