{"product_id":"the-downfall-t-shirt","title":"The Downfall T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe world may be going sideways; the outfit can still be on point. The Downfall is dressed-up doom with a wink, made for end-times errands, late-night exits, and looking fabulous through questionable circumstances.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas 3001 with a flattering unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e• 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²), pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e• Tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a tee you already like. Lay it flat. 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